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You Ask a Latte Questions

All we wanted was coffee. Just coffee. With almond milk.
Instead, we got an entire conversation we didn’t ask for.

Your beverage becomes a political statement, a dietary quiz, and a debate about protein, when you just wanted a goddamned beverage.

We’re not trying to start a revolution at the espresso bar. We just don’t want to drink liquid cow hormones. Please leave us in peace with our over-priced, over-explained latte.